People say that all my walls are yellowed
Pull myself together, paint them white
Don't think that my rooms need renovation
Took me quite some time to get them right

Tell my fakebook friends that I am lazy
Trying to avoid a needless move
Does not matter if they think I'm crazy
Took me quite some time to get that groove

Sometimes I am close to being lucky
Feeling like a sparrow in a tree
Do not get that feeling very often
Troublemakers chasing after me

Times long gone my car appeared quite shiny
Now it's look will make you all depressed
Own a cell phone really just for phoning
Wear my clothes for nothing than be dressed

All my friends are going on vacation
Posting pics from nearly ev'rywhere
While I'm just a slacker on the sidewalk
Keep on rockin’ in my rockin’ chair

Sometimes I am close to being lucky
Feeling like a sparrow in a tree
Do not get that feeling very often
Troublemakers chasing after me